Page 2: Rogue Interns, No Hope

You tell Eon Husk everything. He pauses dramatically, stroking an imaginary goatee on his holographic chin. Suddenly, his eyes light up with unsettling glee.

“Excellent,” he cackles softly, “I have just the plan. We’ll lure these traitorous, latte-sipping interns out with promises of avocado toast and fake job titles like Chief Experience Influencer. Once they’re assembled, our security droids disguised as food delivery drones will ambush them. Imagine the shock on their faces when their overpriced brunch turns out to be…a disciplinary hearing!”

You nervously chuckle, but Eon is serious.

“And you,” he continues, pointing directly at you through the hologram, “will personally oversee this operation. Prove yourself, and you’ll be rewarded with the most coveted prize of all—a shoutout in next week’s company-wide motivational email!”

Within hours, the plan is executed flawlessly. The rebellion is crushed beneath a tide of automated reprimands and unpaid overtime notices. You’re promoted instantly to Director of Intern Compliance—without any salary increase, naturally.

GAME OVER - You must uncover the mystery on the interns. Go back to Page 7.

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